# Clean Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715 "2016-08-29T15:33:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/1 "2016-08-29T15:33:10Z")
Want some good clean jokes?  I’ve started a facebook page so that I can share all of my favorite jokes (clean only) and comics, mind games, etc. > **[Log into Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/Clean-Jokes-176598992764838/)** > > Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know. You don’t have to be on facebook to view. ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/2 "2016-08-29T19:10:38Z")
A few of the ones posted recently. ---
**Author:** ![Colbywill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Colbywill](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Colbywill)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2016, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/3 "2016-08-29T20:25:38Z")
I do standup and my jokes are always clean, in terms of not swearing. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0_qYGJ_XI) ---
**Author:** ![rizki\_yoist](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rizki_yoist/32/7925_2.png) [@rizki\_yoist](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rizki_yoist)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/4 "2016-09-01T08:10:37Z")
I don’t understand the 2+7 joke. Anyway, I think this is a good one: ‘This morning I saw something that reminds me of you’ ‘Awww that’s cute, what is it? can I see it?’ ‘Don’t worry I’ve flushed it…’ ---
**Author:** ![Dust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dust/32/83340_2.png) [@Dust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dust)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/5 "2016-09-01T13:37:26Z")
Whats a pirates favorite letter? You think it’d be “R” but his first love actually be the “C” ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/6 "2016-09-01T17:19:31Z")
While we’re on the subject of pirate jokes: Guy 1: What’s a pirate’s favorite crime to commit? Guy 2: I don’t know Arrggh-son? Guy 1: Piracy… ---
**Author:** ![nightshadow](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/nightshadow/32/1574_2.png) [@nightshadow](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/nightshadow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/7 "2016-09-03T03:13:35Z")
You’ll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the eye doctor. Everybody! ---
**Author:** ![kythrowing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@kythrowing](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/kythrowing)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/8 "2016-09-03T04:07:25Z")
How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. ---
**Author:** ![darkmagicII](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/darkmagicii/32/7951_2.png) [@darkmagicII](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/darkmagicII)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 2:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/9 "2016-09-24T02:50:46Z")
The Idea of a truly clean joke is the only truly clean joke. ---
**Author:** ![rizki\_yoist](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rizki_yoist/32/7925_2.png) [@rizki\_yoist](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rizki_yoist)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/10 "2016-09-24T17:23:17Z")
> [@darkmagicII](#): > > The Idea of a truly clean joke is the only truly clean joke. ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/11 "2016-09-24T17:28:37Z")
> [@darkmagicII](#): > > The Idea of a truly clean joke is the only truly clean joke. What? ---
**Author:** ![andy569](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/andy569/32/1256_2.png) [@andy569](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/andy569)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/12 "2016-09-24T18:17:43Z")
> [@Zorro](#): > > What? I believe he means that thinking “truly clean jokes” are an actual thing is the only truly clean joke. ---
**Author:** ![rizki\_yoist](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/rizki_yoist/32/7925_2.png) [@rizki\_yoist](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/rizki_yoist)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/13 "2016-09-24T21:26:22Z")
Because there is no truly clean joke in the first place… the idea that ‘clean jokes’ exist, is actually a joke. ---
**Author:** ![sstaylor](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/sstaylor/32/1603_2.png) [@sstaylor](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sstaylor)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/14 "2016-10-18T21:44:25Z")
> [@rizkiyoist](#): > > Because there is no truly clean joke in the first place… the idea that ‘clean jokes’ exist, is actually a joke. not really… ---
**Author:** ![Dust](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/dust/32/83340_2.png) [@Dust](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Dust)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/15 "2016-10-18T22:13:51Z")
What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! ---
**Author:** ![Zorro](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zorro/32/206266_2.png) [@Zorro](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Zorro)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/16 "2016-10-20T20:13:13Z")
Another two pirate jokes: Guy 1: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Guy 2: Aaarrgghh (“R”) Guy 1: …C Guy 1: What branch of the military would a pirate be best suited in? Guy 2: I don’t know, the Aaarrggghhh-my? Guy 3: Dude, the navy… ---
**Author:** ![hot\_spinz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/67e7ee/32.png) [@hot\_spinz](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hot_spinz)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2016, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/17 "2016-10-23T19:55:06Z")
> [@InvaderDust](#): > > What has 4 wheels and flies? > > A garbage truck! Most of the garbage trucks I’ve seen have 8 wheels xP ---
**Author:** ![darkmagicII](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/darkmagicii/32/7951_2.png) [@darkmagicII](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/darkmagicII)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2016, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/18 "2016-10-24T00:47:06Z")
What do you call birds that fly over a bay? Bagels! ---
**Author:** ![AaronW](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/aaronw/32/49251_2.png) [@AaronW](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AaronW)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/19 "2016-10-25T18:54:12Z")
What do the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Bears have in common? Neither are any good at football. P.S. Lifelong Cubs and Bears fan here ;D ---
**Author:** ![yoyobro1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e0b2c6/32.png) [@yoyobro1](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyobro1)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715/20 "2016-10-26T00:56:54Z")
> [@AaronW](#): > > What do the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago Bears have in common? > > Neither are any good at football. > > P.S. Lifelong Cubs and Bears fan here ;D Nice! So true hahaha (also a Chi town fan here) [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/clean-jokes/81715.md?page=2)