# Chuck Norris Thread.
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [March 15, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837 "2012-03-15T03:19:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [April 17, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/61 "2012-04-17T18:59:11Z")
This message is Chuck Norris approved.
Jk
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### Author:  [@manofmystery](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/manofmystery)
#### Post date: [April 20, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/62 "2012-04-20T18:02:01Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books… He stares them down 'til he gets the info he wants.
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### Author:  [@AgentKuo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AgentKuo)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/63 "2012-04-21T14:03:06Z")
^ Are you guys seriously just copy-pasting now? At least come up with some original ones, jeez.
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### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [April 21, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/64 "2012-04-21T16:54:50Z")
> [@AgentKuo](#):
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> ^ Are you guys seriously just copy-pasting now? At least come up with some original ones, jeez.
Some of these are made up.
Some of these are copied and pasted.
Manofmystery’s one was original.
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### Author:  [@YourBBQ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YourBBQ)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2012, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/65 "2012-04-22T06:51:06Z")
Chuck Norris plays his PS3 on the X Box…idk im a BK when it comes to chuck norris jokes
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/66 "2012-04-23T16:31:21Z")
Chuck Norris put a pound of sugar in your diet soda. Then said “Sucks to suck”
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### Author:  [@CptHyrdo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CptHyrdo)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/67 "2012-04-23T19:09:28Z")
Chuck Norris has demanded a new yoyo contest division: 6A - Full Contact.
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### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/68 "2012-04-24T20:06:56Z")
[ ](http://www.macromeme.com/cat/chuck-norris-gif.gif)
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2012, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/69 "2012-04-24T20:31:09Z")
When Chuck Norris wrestles it’s not fake.
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### Author:  [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)
#### Post date: [April 27, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/70 "2012-04-27T22:22:13Z")
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.
Chuck Norris once drank 100 energy shots, he blinked.
Chuck Norris sold his high school ring on eBay, the buyer is now known as Green Lantern.
Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he doesn’t cry.
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/71 "2012-05-01T15:13:26Z")
Chuck Norris can create a Cauchy Sequence that doesn’t converge in a complete space. (Bet nobody gets that one.)
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### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/72 "2012-05-01T15:53:34Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#):
>
> Chuck Norris can create a Cauchy Sequence that doesn’t converge in a complete space. (Bet nobody gets that one.)
But Chuck Norris does.
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### Author:  [@Shadowz143](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Shadowz143)
#### Post date: [May 1, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/73 "2012-05-01T16:01:53Z")
No noise in space? 😃
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### Author:  [@Canadian\_Caribou](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Canadian_Caribou)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/74 "2012-05-02T03:58:44Z")
If chuck norris is late for a meeting, time better slow down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can strangle someone with a cordless phone.
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### Author:  [@Nathanael](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Nathanael)
#### Post date: [May 6, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/75 "2012-05-06T04:04:25Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he just stares at it and dares it to grow.
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 8, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/76 "2012-05-08T17:39:02Z")
Santa checks his list twice just to make sure that the demands of Chuck Norris are met.
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### Author:  [@yyf\_lover](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yyf_lover)
#### Post date: [May 10, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/77 "2012-05-10T20:52:40Z")
When Chuck Norris wants a glass of OJ, he squeezes Florida.
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### Author:  [@yoskater](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoskater)
#### Post date: [May 13, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/78 "2012-05-13T19:34:18Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a watch, he chooses the time.
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### Author:  [@AgentKuo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AgentKuo)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/79 "2012-05-14T04:58:41Z")
There can only be one Avatar at a time…aside from Chuck Norris.
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### Author:  [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)
#### Post date: [May 14, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/80 "2012-05-14T22:58:31Z")
Chuck Norris has boots made from Crocodiles he killed with his bare hands.
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