# Chuck Norris Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [March 15, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837 "2012-03-15T03:19:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/41 "2012-03-20T15:41:55Z")
Chuck Norris can count to infinity. ---
**Author:** ![CptHyrdo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cpthyrdo/32/1087_2.png) [@CptHyrdo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CptHyrdo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/42 "2012-03-20T15:53:00Z")
Chuck Norris can throw a double suicide blindfolded with his feet. When Chuck Norris throws Around the World, it literally goes around the world. When Chuck Norris throws the Eiffel Tower, he literally throws the Eiffel Tower. ---
**Author:** ![Legyoyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/legyoyo/32/995_2.png) [@Legyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Legyoyo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/43 "2012-03-20T18:16:51Z")
Chuck Norris once punched a hoarse in the chin and it’s descendants are known as giraffes ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/44 "2012-03-20T19:22:42Z")
The reason the dinosaurs are extinct two words “CHUCK NORRIS” ---
**Author:** ![YoYoFactoryFreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a88e4f/32.png) [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/45 "2012-03-30T01:24:54Z")
Thought id bump this. Chuck Norris can do Ladder Escape with a rock tied to a string. ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/46 "2012-03-30T05:59:42Z")
I don’t have anything to say about Chuck but what does it mean to “bump” something. ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/47 "2012-03-30T16:40:18Z")
> [@mozartm99](#): > > I don’t have anything to say about Chuck but what does it mean to “bump” something. To make a recent post so it moves it to the top of the list, so that it can be seen. ---
**Author:** ![Taluboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@Taluboots](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Taluboots)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/48 "2012-04-02T03:18:47Z")
Chuck Norris’s email is [gmail@chucknorris.com](mailto:gmail@chucknorris.com) Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person ---
**Author:** ![STranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@STranger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/STranger)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/49 "2012-04-02T06:59:51Z")
# Chuck Norriss’ calandar goes from march 31st to april 2nd cause nobody fools Chuck Norris ---
**Author:** ![AgentKuo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/agentkuo/32/1025_2.png) [@AgentKuo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/AgentKuo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/50 "2012-04-02T13:05:55Z")
Forget Chuck Norris…it’s all about that CNR! [![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/c/2/b/c2bc8cc3d030332ebe302266a96537ab4d622eda.jpeg ""Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR (Official 4K Video)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA) ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/51 "2012-04-02T17:32:59Z")
Chuck Norris is standing behind you. For Chuck Norris is omnipresent and with you at all times. Just remember every moment you have on this planet is another moment that Chuck Norris has let you live. ---
**Author:** ![zerrubabbel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zerrubabbel/32/592_2.png) [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/52 "2012-04-05T21:14:27Z")
chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing together two ice cubes ---
**Author:** ![annublade09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@annublade09](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/annublade09)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/53 "2012-04-05T21:55:35Z")
Come on everybody. All this stuff about Chuck Norris can’t be true. If it were, he’d be at my house slamming my face into the keyb jsdbfvisfhdvgiudf;bgvsjdfgvkjsdbvusdhbgdnvn dsfjndlkvsxf ncjh4tyhnb34r0gnkljfdbvhnkgvnkjhngbklbnfgbhnujgvfnkgfhnjk;dsgmndf;lgjopalksgniqkjwansdfkjsmdfvhbngikjglhnihfd gf fdgjk nhn43je ngrkfhd nf;fdg ---
**Author:** ![STranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@STranger](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/STranger)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/54 "2012-04-05T23:42:30Z")
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom ---
**Author:** ![Domin123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@Domin123](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Domin123)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/55 "2012-04-07T04:19:47Z")
One does not simply make jokes about Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![yoyoripp](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyoripp/32/1079_2.png) [@yoyoripp](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyoripp)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 4:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/56 "2012-04-07T04:52:19Z")
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![CptHyrdo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/cpthyrdo/32/1087_2.png) [@CptHyrdo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/CptHyrdo)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/57 "2012-04-07T05:15:29Z")
Chuck Norris wears Tebow jammies… ---
**Author:** ![zerrubabbel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/zerrubabbel/32/592_2.png) [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/58 "2012-04-07T05:16:02Z")
> [@Shadowz143](#): > > > [@zerrubabbel](#): > > > > chuck norris can start a fire by rubbing together two ice cubes > > That was already on this… If it is, then It is… I dont intend to search through four (+) pages to see if someone else posted the same joke… Chuck norris dosnt dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone… ---
**Author:** ![Andrew\_Lee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@Andrew\_Lee](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Andrew_Lee)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/59 "2012-04-12T16:46:52Z")
the apple logo has a bite in it because chuck norris bit it. ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/60 "2012-04-16T16:53:21Z")
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