# Chuck Norris Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [March 15, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837 "2012-03-15T03:19:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![YoYoNub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/59ef9b/32.png) [@YoYoNub](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoNub)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/21 "2012-03-16T01:59:27Z")
Chuck Norris can side kick you through a windshield ---
**Author:** ![calebc59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@calebc59](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/calebc59)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/22 "2012-03-16T02:07:22Z")
i have a few chuck norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves one time chuck got bitten by a rattle snake… after 3 days of agony… the snake died magicians walk on water but chuck norris swims through land Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not cuz he’s afraid of the dark… the dark’s afraid of him ---
**Author:** ![Canadian\_Caribou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a183cd/32.png) [@Canadian\_Caribou](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Canadian_Caribou)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/23 "2012-03-16T02:51:08Z")
Chuck won American idol using sign language ---
**Author:** ![annublade09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@annublade09](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/annublade09)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/24 "2012-03-16T19:29:21Z")
For all you Chuck Norris fans, please vote for my chuck norris picture in the “Stick it. Click it. Send it. Win.” contest for this month (March)!! Thanks!! ps, chuck norris’s b-day was march 10… Anyway, 1. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity…twice. 2. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together 3. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle 4. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors 5. Superman owns Chuck Norris pajamas 6. Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano 6 is my favorirte ;D ---
**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/25 "2012-03-16T20:47:23Z")
Chuck norris and superman once got in a bet, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/26 "2012-03-17T04:07:11Z")
> [@mozartm99](#): > > Chuck norris and superman once got in a bet, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants. Related joke: Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. ---
**Author:** ![NintendoYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecccb3/32.png) [@NintendoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NintendoYo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/27 "2012-03-17T19:29:35Z")
When Chuck Norris uses an exercise machine, the MACHINE gets stronger. ---
**Author:** ![hallelu-yo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7c8e57/32.png) [@hallelu-yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/hallelu-yo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/28 "2012-03-17T19:57:55Z")
Chuck Norris can divide by zero ---
**Author:** ![NintendoYo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecccb3/32.png) [@NintendoYo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/NintendoYo)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/29 "2012-03-17T22:11:22Z")
Chuck Norris’s smile once brought a puppy back to life. ---
**Author:** ![YoYoMaster107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/6bbea6/32.png) [@YoYoMaster107](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoMaster107)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 11:19pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/30 "2012-03-17T23:19:47Z")
Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it know you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Lol it really says that when you google him! ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/31 "2012-03-18T07:02:47Z")
Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller. ---
**Author:** ![geckoguy05](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/geckoguy05/32/921_2.png) [@geckoguy05](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/geckoguy05)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/32 "2012-03-18T19:12:15Z")
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move. Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris…the cop was lucky to leave with a warning. Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/33 "2012-03-19T04:44:02Z")
Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane using only his finger and yelling “BANG!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/34 "2012-03-19T14:23:41Z")
There is only one recorded race across the universe between Superman and the Flash. The winner was Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/35 "2012-03-19T18:56:32Z")
Jesus might walk on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. There is no chin under Chuck’s beard, only another fist. God said, “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said “Say please.” When you misspell “Chuck Norris” in Google, it doesn’t say “Did you mean Chuck Norris?,” it says “RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.” ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/36 "2012-03-19T19:18:50Z")
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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/37 "2012-03-20T01:06:17Z")
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**Author:** ![mozartm99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/38 "2012-03-20T05:13:34Z")
chuck norris won a three legged race by himself. ---
**Author:** ![Filledwithfire](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/filledwithfire/32/671_2.png) [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/39 "2012-03-20T05:34:41Z")
Chuck Norris’s daughter once lost her virginity, and he got it back. ---
**Author:** ![I6ify](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/i6ify/32/531_2.png) [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/40 "2012-03-20T13:18:02Z")
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