# Chuck Norris Thread.
**URL:** https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837
**Category:** Unrelated Discussion
**Created:** [March 15, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837 "2012-03-15T03:19:22Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/1 "2012-03-15T03:19:22Z")
Say something legit about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck does push ups, he isn’t pushing himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down… Swaggggg
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### Author:  [@yoyotrader123](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyotrader123)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/2 "2012-03-15T03:35:59Z")
Chuck norris threw a grenade and everyone on earth died than it exploded
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### Author:  [@sirnaq\_MN42](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/sirnaq_MN42)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/3 "2012-03-15T03:52:40Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t get sun burnt, the sun gets Chuck burnt.
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### Author:  [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 4:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/4 "2012-03-15T04:04:09Z")
I has a couple.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi, that semi is now known as Optimus prime
When chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck Norris stories
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### Author:  [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/5 "2012-03-15T12:10:33Z")
another chuck norris thread??? im game
dont let chuck norris sneaze… one grand canyon is enough
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### Author:  [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/6 "2012-03-15T12:15:59Z")
To shave his beard in the morning Chuck Norris kicks himself in the face, because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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### Author:  [@zerrubabbel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/zerrubabbel)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/7 "2012-03-15T15:46:47Z")
when a ship hits an ice berg, water rushes into the boat, then it sinks… well… it so happens that chuck norris wanted to recreate the titanic scenario to see what happens… today you can look up in the night sky and see the international space station moving from horizon to horizon… NASA was the government cover up story
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### Author:  [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/8 "2012-03-15T18:17:23Z")
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, making Bruce Lee infinitely better.
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### Author:  [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/9 "2012-03-15T21:18:18Z")
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… Twice.
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### Author:  [@mozartm99](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mozartm99)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/10 "2012-03-15T21:49:38Z")
chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasn’t had the guts to tell hin yet.
they say chuck’s tears can cure cancer… to bad chuck never cries
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### Author:  [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/11 "2012-03-15T22:22:41Z")
Lightning once struck chuck Norris… Lightning will never be so foolish again
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### Author:  [@mcsquare4817](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/mcsquare4817)
#### Post date: [March 15, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/12 "2012-03-15T22:26:53Z")
Chuck Norris is a horrible actor! \>:(
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### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/13 "2012-03-16T00:13:41Z")
Chuck Norris isn’t funny and was never funny and I’m sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
> [@Troy\_oyo](#):
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> Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, making Bruce Lee infinitely better.
Truth. Bruce is the man.
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### Author:  [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/14 "2012-03-16T00:15:42Z")
> [@I6ify](#):
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> Chuck Norris isn’t funny and was never funny and I’m sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
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> > [@Troy\_oyo](#):
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> > Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, making Bruce Lee infinitely better.
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> Truth. Bruce is the man.
Then don’t read the thread? go make a Bruce Lee thread 😛
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### Author:  [@I6ify](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/I6ify)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:16am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/15 "2012-03-16T00:16:32Z")
> [@johnnyrocks!!!](#):
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> > [@I6ify](#):
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> > Chuck Norris isn’t funny and was never funny and I’m sick of Chuck Norris jokes.
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> > > [@Troy\_oyo](#):
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> > > Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in separation of church and state, making Bruce Lee infinitely better.
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> > Truth. Bruce is the man.
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> Then don’t read the thread? go make a Bruce Lee thread 😛
I didn’t read the thread, I just posted in it. HAH.
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### Author:  [@JohnnyJ](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/JohnnyJ)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/16 "2012-03-16T00:18:01Z")
Lol, i have never actually seen a movie with chuck norris in it, i just think the jokes are kinda funny.
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### Author:  [@throw\_yo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/throw_yo)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/17 "2012-03-16T00:22:02Z")
when chuck norris jumps in water, chuck norris doesn’t get wet the water gets chuck norris
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### Author:  [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/18 "2012-03-16T00:35:29Z")
> [@mcsquare4817](#):
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> Chuck Norris is a horrible actor! \>:(
I hate Chuc… Oh crap!! _Goes and hides_
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### Author:  [@YoYoFactoryFreak](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/YoYoFactoryFreak)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/19 "2012-03-16T01:17:42Z")
> [@throw\_yo](#):
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> when chuck norris jumps in water, chuck norris doesn’t get wet the water gets chuck norris
This one is awesome.
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### Author:  [@Filledwithfire](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Filledwithfire)
#### Post date: [March 16, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-thread/35837/20 "2012-03-16T01:32:49Z")
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes, with his feet.
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