# Chuck Norris jokes

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**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973 "2012-12-01T22:23:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![xmotoby](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/xmotoby/32/1246_2.png) [@xmotoby](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/xmotoby)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/1 "2012-12-01T22:23:55Z")

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Post your best clean Chuck Norris jokes here! I’ll start.  
Chuck Norris can believe It’s Not Butter!

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**Author:** ![jhb8426](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jhb8426/32/631_2.png) [@jhb8426](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jhb8426)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/2 "2012-12-01T23:03:46Z")

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Eeeewwww, not again.  
This is a really moldy topic.

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**Author:** ![yoyojohn](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyojohn/32/7911_2.png) [@yoyojohn](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyojohn)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/3 "2012-12-02T00:06:12Z")

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> [@jhb8426](#):
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> Eeeewwww, not again.  
> This is a really moldy topic.

Hahahaha XD I found that really funny. It’s true though ,those jokes are just a tad out of date.

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**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/4 "2012-12-02T00:47:11Z")

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> [@jhb8426](#):
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> Eeeewwww, not again.  
> This is a really moldy topic.

chuck norris eats moldy topics for breakfast.

yeah. not again.

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**Author:** ![Wanted\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@Wanted\_Penguin](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Wanted_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/5 "2012-12-02T20:32:46Z")

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Chuck Norris killed 20 people with a gun, and then started shooting

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**Author:** ![PlasticWhip](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/plasticwhip/32/896_2.png) [@PlasticWhip](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/PlasticWhip)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/6 "2012-12-02T22:12:52Z")

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[![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/b/7/a/b7a8bb31ea6d993a40664f117216c85fe4d50562.jpeg "Chuck Norris facts read by Chuck Norris") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA_hMq-JUOE)

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**Author:** ![Infinitehexick](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/infinitehexick/32/1091_2.png) [@Infinitehexick](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Infinitehexick)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/7 "2012-12-03T00:06:44Z")

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

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**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chuck-norris-jokes/45973/8 "2012-12-03T03:12:13Z")

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Chuck Norris once was a regular person, who isn’t as great as people make him out to be.

Spit the truth

- lava