I dunno why but I’ve always found Chuck Norris one liners hilarious. Here’s a few of my favorites you can add some of your own if you like.
When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
Aliens really do exist they’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a Monopoly “get out of jail free card”