# chessey pic-up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [June 21, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480 "2011-06-21T23:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Troy\_oyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/troy_oyo/32/340_2.png) [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/21 "2011-06-24T07:04:02Z")
> [@popdada](#): > > If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…? > I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…? > You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…? > I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand…. You sir, are my hero. ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/22 "2011-06-24T07:14:12Z")
> [@popdada](#): > > If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…? > I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…? > You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…? > I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand…. lol These are great. And since I’m having that feeling of uncertainty of what to type next, instead of thinking about it and having some mild anxiety for the next few minutes, > [@Troy\_oyo](#): > > > [@popdada](#): > > > > If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…? > > I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…? > > You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…? > > I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand…. > > You sir, are my hero. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_oyo](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/troy_oyo/32/340_2.png) [@Troy\_oyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Troy_oyo)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/23 "2011-06-27T00:21:27Z")
If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one? Works every time. ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/24 "2011-06-28T19:48:00Z")
Me: You wanna go get some pizza, and then make out? Girl: O.o Me:What? You don’t like pizza? ---
**Author:** ![anonyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@anonyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/anonyo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/25 "2011-06-29T06:42:47Z")
> [@Troy\_oyo](#): > > If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one? > > Works every time. Lol XD ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/26 "2011-06-29T07:02:03Z")
> [@Troy\_oyo](#): > > If I asked you to go on a date with me, would the answer to that question be the same as this one? > > Works every time. Took me a little while to get that one… ---
**Author:** ![frodoslair](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/frodoslair/32/833_2.png) [@frodoslair](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/frodoslair)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/27 "2011-06-30T19:57:35Z")
If you were a sliding door I’d bang you all day long. ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/28 "2011-07-01T23:05:03Z")
> [@frodoslair](#): > > If you were a dirty joke I’d never say it Not a very appropriate thing to say. Remember there are children (CarlG.) on this forum Just kidding Carl were bffffffff’ss * * * Raph: Hi Chloe: Hi Raph: do you like food? Raph: Will you go out with me (Saying really fast right before she says “yes” to the food question) Chloe: Yes. Wait, no I meant yes to the… Raph: Great! (like tony the tiger) Chloe: WHy u say liek tiger? Raph: Because I’ve got tiger blood. Duh, winning. Chloe: What the… ---
**Author:** ![TEAmPownage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@TEAmPownage](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/TEAmPownage)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 12:50am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/29 "2011-07-02T00:50:10Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends. To all of the non-math geniuses here, let me finish his sentence: If I were your derivative, I would be tangent to all of your curves. ---
**Author:** ![tombstone](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tombstone/32/622_2.png) [@tombstone](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/tombstone)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/30 "2011-07-05T01:06:42Z")
i got this one off a cartoon show and used it a while later 🙂 ME: Do you have a map ? GIRL: No…why ? ME: Cause baby i keep getting Lost in your eyes 8) ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/31 "2011-07-05T22:48:23Z")
> [@TEAmPownage](#): > > > [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > > > I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends. > > To all of the non-math geniuses here, let me finish his sentence: If I were your derivative, I would be tangent to all of your curves. See this is why I left the function pic up line off the forum. ---
**Author:** ![quinton](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/quinton/32/376_2.png) [@quinton](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/quinton)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/32 "2011-07-05T23:08:17Z")
“Do you know what the difference between molestation and camping is?” “Nooo?” “well… since you don’t know, wanna go camping?” ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/33 "2011-07-05T23:32:35Z")
Do you think I need my library card? Cause I’m checking you out. ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/34 "2011-07-06T01:03:59Z")
_throws bucket of cheese at her_ how’s that for cheesy lava [Previous page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480.md?page=1)