# chessey pic-up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Unrelated Discussion\ **Created:** [June 21, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480 "2011-06-21T23:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tombstone](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tombstone/32/622_2.png) [@tombstone](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/tombstone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 11:02pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/1 "2011-06-21T23:02:18Z")
i seen this girl i liked and said this… if i was a stoplight,i’d turn red everytime u passed by, just to see u longer 8) ---
**Author:** ![yoyofoot](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyofoot/32/602_2.png) [@yoyofoot](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyofoot)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2011, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/2 "2011-06-21T23:40:30Z")
Do I come here often? ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:33am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/3 "2011-06-22T00:33:22Z")
_stares awkwardly_ _moves eyebrows obnoxiously_ _winks, with both eyes_ ---
**Author:** ![ScottRancourt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@ScottRancourt](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/ScottRancourt)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/4 "2011-06-22T00:52:26Z")
“runs up to her” poof!.. you have to more wishes ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/5 "2011-06-22T01:36:47Z")
Me: Dear Chloe Moretz Will you marry me Chloe: What the… Me (cutting her off): Are you a magnet? Chloe: What the… Me (cutting her off again): then why are you so attractive? Chloe: I WILL MARRY YOU! AAAAAH I’m so happy Me: I knew it would work And then… :-\* :-\* ---
**Author:** ![popdada](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/popdada/32/629_2.png) [@popdada](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/popdada)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/6 "2011-06-22T01:52:32Z")
nice job on the Fantasy life there, Raphael… Here’s a little trick I learned along time ago in my single days…it never fails… Never complement a woman on her most obvious attribute…and I’m not talking about her “Ta-Tas”…I mean if she has great big beautiful blue eye’s….DO NOT TELL HER…! “You got real pretty eyes”……tell her you love it when she smiles….great hair…? Beautiful hands…nice lips…? You love her hair up in a pony tail…. woman live for complements….Do not be that “same guy”…with the same line she’s heard all her life….and she will remember you…and if you can get a vibe on what she maybe insecure about….even better….she hides her smile with her hand…bingo…! And this is a must…if this is a chick you go to school with…or work with…some one you see everyday…new hair cut, shoes, dress….etc…must be noticed and complemented on…so pay attention… I’m a 48 year old bald fat man with a low paying job…my wife is a knock out… ten years younger than me… ---
**Author:** ![jtman562](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/jtman562/32/285_2.png) [@jtman562](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/jtman562)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 2:05am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/7 "2011-06-22T02:05:14Z")
Ehem… So, you like yoyos? ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/8 "2011-06-22T11:56:17Z")
_is still staring_ ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/9 "2011-06-22T15:05:10Z")
> [@patrickcondon](#): > > _is still staring_ _is still making epic kiss face while Chloe awkwardly stares at me_ ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/10 "2011-06-22T17:49:12Z")
> [@Raphael](#): > > ate me quoted so you can’t fix it ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/11 "2011-06-22T18:38:32Z")
Chloe will eat your face ![](https://us1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/uploads/yoyoexpert1/original/4X/2/a/4/2a45cd467d6e896eae1b8b03bdebb8ac36f37c39.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/12 "2011-06-22T18:40:13Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > Chloe will eat your face > > [http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/EvilSk8Cuz/bnaner.gif](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/EvilSk8Cuz/bnaner.gif) POOR Raphael Oh well heres mine You look like a speeding ticket cause all I see is fine fine fine. ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/13 "2011-06-23T03:17:58Z")
> [@patrickcondon](#): > > > [@Raphael](#): > > > > ate me > > quoted so you can’t fix it Nah, no mistake, she recently played a vampire in let me in. YOu know how vampires roll ---
**Author:** ![joeluisyoyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@joeluisyoyo](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/joeluisyoyo)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/14 "2011-06-23T05:06:37Z")
me:how are u doing? her:i am doing good how about you ? me:doing good now that i am talking to yo me: hold my stones i am always smooth like a one drop 54 ---
**Author:** ![tombstone](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/tombstone/32/622_2.png) [@tombstone](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/tombstone)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/15 "2011-06-23T06:45:41Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > > [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > > > Chloe will eat your face > > > > [http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/EvilSk8Cuz/bnaner.gif](http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/EvilSk8Cuz/bnaner.gif) > > POOR Raphael > > Oh well heres mine You look like a speeding ticket cause all I see is fine fine fine. lol XD ---
**Author:** ![patrickcondon](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/patrickcondon/32/619950_2.png) [@patrickcondon](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/patrickcondon)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/16 "2011-06-23T16:11:00Z")
_is still staring_ ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/17 "2011-06-23T16:14:44Z")
I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends. ---
**Author:** ![bonesraphs](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/bonesraphs/32/43_2.png) [@bonesraphs](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/bonesraphs)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/18 "2011-06-23T17:58:30Z")
> [@Buddy\_Jim](#): > > I’ve heard some math related ones that I’m not allowed to finish here, but here’s the start If I could be anything I would be your derivative… Somebody who’s taken calculus probably knows how that one ends. if we go out i don’t want to be your ‘x’ ---
**Author:** ![Buddy\_Jim](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/buddy_jim/32/7920_2.png) [@Buddy\_Jim](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Buddy_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/19 "2011-06-23T18:31:56Z")
Bwahahaha! If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put i right next to u. ---
**Author:** ![popdada](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/popdada/32/629_2.png) [@popdada](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/popdada)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2011, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480/20 "2011-06-24T00:35:41Z")
If I told you, you had a nice body…would you hold it against me…? I’ll put your portrait on my piano…if you put your tulips on my organ…? You girls every get drunk in a motel room before…? I feel like Im in the city…cause you make my hot dog stand…. [Next page](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/chessey-pic-up-lines/27480.md?page=2)