Catchphrases


#1

What’s your catchphrase in life?

Mine is

“Oh, Crap” in my accent.

“Oh, Come On!”

“Say what!? Say What!?”

Just wondering.


#2

This is between me and my friend:

(little hand shake dealy)
Both of us: Wooh!
Both of us: Wooh!
Him: I know right
Me: Exactly
Him: My point
Me: Oh yeah
Him: Giggidy Giggidy
Me: Oh riiiight.
Him: That’s a knee slapper
(We both slap out knees)
Me: Monkey with the Cymbals!
(We crash out hands together like we have cymbals)
(We wait)

and wait…

Both of us: Whoo!


#3

HEY YOU LIKE JAHLAHPEHNOHS???

WHAT ABOUT QUESADILLAHS???

SHABIGNIT???

WHERE WERE YOU ON THE 23RD OF THE TRIANGLE???

CARPET??? I thought so…

Thank you for your time sir or mam.

Yep, I actually say that.


#4

It’s better to be peed off than peed on.

Censored a bit. ;D

If life gives you lemons, eat 'em.

Throw your yoyo, no matter what.


(Cinimod105) #5

Sorry to ask, but what are catch phrases?


#6

Yes.

My catchphrase is yes. I just say yes.

Do you wanna eat chicken or fish?
me: Yes i do.
No i mean do you want chicken, or fish?
me: Yes.
Which one? I’m not asking you if you want them, im
me: yes.
Walk away

me: Whats the name of that guy?
I dunno.
me: me neither, thats why im asking you, so who is that guy?
I Don’t know!
me: Thats why im asking yoU!

Man im not eating this food, its green -
me: Shut up you racist, i kill you!
I’m not being racist!
me: Shut up, i kill you!
There are no green people!
me: I kill you, you racist.


#7

Um. It’s not a catchphrase and it’s not mine, but it seems to fit in this thread.

What’s the difference between an orange?

False, a monkey vest has no sleeves.


#8

That reminds me of how my super-intelligent brother asked questions long ago.

True or false, what is the …


(Shisaki) #9

Mines like rsmod’s

Guy: How’s ur day been?
Me: Yea! I totally agree with you!
Guy: What’cha gettin’ for lunch?
Me: Yep!
Friend comes
Guy: So what are you getting for lunch?
Friend:Yea I totally agree! I mean dont you agree?
Me: Yea I mean its sooo agreeable!

Another scenario…

points at random stuff

Me: Its the new sensation!!!


#10

My other catchphrases

74½^3-12.

When were you born? Yesterday. Wow really? Happy birthday!


(JM) #11

Do you have a problem? Maybe we can fix it with some dynamite.


(JonasK) #12

Mine’s:

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT? WOMBO COMBO!!!

Addment: I’ve been watching way too many wombo combos.


#13

THAT AIN’T FALCO!!!