To illustrate this point, Kenta Fukasaku and Magnolia Pictures have combined their unholy powers to create this legendary instructional video, aptly titled “Yoyo Girl Cop”.
99 minutes of 30 year old women pretending to be 16 year old undercover ninja’s who have mastered the ancient art of Around the World and Tidal Wave on the choice weapon of all the worlds elite yoyo mercenaries, The Infamous Pink Yomega Fireball… with a star glued to it.
I would highly recommend this piece of… film to anyone already in a vegetative state, Zim Zam, and, of course, people like me, who will dive on a $25 dvd like they just found the Shroud of Turin, just because there’s a picture of some one holding a yoyo on it with 'splosions in the background.
It cannot be unseen. You have been so warned. ;D