So the other day, I was yoyoing on campus. And this guy comes up to me and watches me for a while, he says “Oh wow man, thats pretty awesome!” One of his friends comes up and says “Wow, you are lame.” Upon hearing this, the first guy spins around and throws a taco at the other guys face. But that guy was ready, and he had a loaded water gun appear totally out of nowhere and spray the first guy.
BUT THAT GUY WAS READY AS WELL! He deflected the blast with a distortion of reality ray that caused all of the water that should have hit him, hit the other guy.
Some people watching this whole ordeal take place decided that they wanted to yoyo too cause odd things to happen as well, so they went down to the machining class and machined there own super high quality metals and they started yoyoing. The dean of the school saw this and decided to close down all of the classes that day so they could hold a yoyo contest instead. There was a huge contest and I competed, there was this one guy who only picked up a yoyo that day and he could do amazing high scoring combos within the first minute of play. But somehow, I won the contest and won a 500,000 dollar scholorship and a month supply of the campus cafe’s signature bologna sandwiches!
Oh and by the way, the weird battle between the first 2 guys. Its still going on to this minute, they are now using anti-matter cannons and 5th dimensionary orange juice fire.
And I am eating a Bologna sandwich.