# A paraphrase of an actual conversation I had earlier…

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**Created:** [August 26, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892 "2012-08-26T01:52:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892/1 "2012-08-26T01:52:04Z")

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Welcome to Higher Dollar Burger Joint, may I take your order

Yes, I’ll take the #6 combo, but can I get a baked potato in lieu of the fries?

Alright, do you want the small, medium or large?

Hmmm, oh give me the large.

Wait, was that the #5 combo?

No, the #6

Did you want a small, medium or large drink with that?

Well what differentiates the small, medium or large combos from one another?

The size of the drink.

Okay, so I ordered the large #6 combo.

Yes, I have that, now what size drink did you want with that?

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If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin’

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**Author:** ![VinegarEel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/vinegareel/32/872_2.png) [@VinegarEel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/VinegarEel)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892/2 "2012-08-26T02:01:11Z")

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Nice.

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**Author:** ![BanjoSpins](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/banjospins/32/704_2.png) [@BanjoSpins](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/BanjoSpins)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:07am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892/3 "2012-08-26T02:07:22Z")

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Well, it was a she. And when I got to the window I found her to be a rather cute she at that. I think the baked potato substitution threw her because ordinarily the large combo would include a large drink and a large fries. Since I threw out the fries for my potato, and there is no small, medium or large potato, just a potato, the whole thing went running off the tracks for her.

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**Author:** ![VinegarEel](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/vinegareel/32/872_2.png) [@VinegarEel](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/VinegarEel)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892/4 "2012-08-26T02:45:19Z")

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> [@BanjoSpins](#):
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> Well, it was a she. And when I got to the window I found her to be a rather cute she at that. I think the baked potato substitution threw her because ordinarily the large combo would include a large drink and a large fries. Since I threw out the fries for my potato, and there is no small, medium or large potato, just a potato, the whole thing went running off the tracks for her.

I didn’t want to insult anyone!

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**Author:** ![Yshf](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yshf/32/1149_2.png) [@Yshf](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Yshf)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:47am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-paraphrase-of-an-actual-conversation-i-had-earlier/41892/5 "2012-08-26T02:47:49Z")

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Flol hahaha i’ve had something like that happen before.