# A dumb dream that I had

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**Created:** [January 29, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255 "2019-01-29T00:29:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/evan_the_yoyo_boy/32/65657_2.png) [@Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Evan_the_yoyo_boy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255/1 "2019-01-29T00:29:30Z")

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I had a dream last night that I earned the moderater badge and I could edit post and close threads and all of that cool stuff. And then while I was at school I was thinking about the forums and I realized it was all a dream and I was still a “regular”.

That’s all I wanted to say. Sorry for wasting 20 seconds of your life reading this.

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**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255/2 "2019-01-29T00:49:23Z")

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I am not accepting your apology.

Because I read extremely Slow.

And it took me 7 hours to read your post😳

This is the saddest day of my life.

While I was reading your silly post; the third in command of the official Imperial guard; a direct third cousin to the great great great grandson of the grand imperial vizier of Ethiopia was going to put $14.2 billion in my personal savings account. He told me I had six hours to decide if I wanted the money? That money would’ve made me the 247th richest person in the United States of America. Did I answer him? Of course not I was busy slowly reading your post. Obviously the result is a crushing blow to my enthusiasm. As I move forward in life and think of all the small countries I could’ve purchased cash with all that money that I will never have now because he gave it to somebody else probably your cousin. I will always wonder and wonder and have a dream of my own how the smallest thing can create the biggest nightmare. I got to go now. I’m gonna go in the backyard and jump off the garage. Hopefully I’ll land directly on my head so I Don’t get injured. Have a nice day😉

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**Author:** ![Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/evan_the_yoyo_boy/32/65657_2.png) [@Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/Evan_the_yoyo_boy)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:52am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255/3 "2019-01-29T00:52:04Z")

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> [@yoyodoc](#):
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> $14.2 billion in my personal savings account. He told me I had six hours to decide if I wanted the money? That money would’ve made me the 247th richest person in the United States o

Imagine how many yoyos you can buy for 14.2 billion dollars :thinking:

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**Author:** ![yoyodoc](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/yoyodoc/32/48820_2.png) [@yoyodoc](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/yoyodoc)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255/4 "2019-01-29T00:53:42Z")

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I already did. Four titanium yo-yos and a 10 pack of plutonium string.

And enough change left to buy 16,243 cases of red bull. 1920 pallets of monster drinks. And two McDonald’s apple pie’s.

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**Author:** ![codinghorror](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/flex015/user_avatar/forums.yoyoexpert.com/codinghorror/32/8052_2.png) [@codinghorror](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/u/codinghorror)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 1:13am UTC](https://forums.yoyoexpert.com/t/a-dumb-dream-that-i-had/298255/6 "2019-01-29T01:13:51Z")

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> [@Evan\_the\_yoyo\_boy](#):
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> And then while I was at school I was thinking about the forums and I realized it was all a dream and I was still a “regular”.

STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS

> [@yoyodoc](#):
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> And two McDonald’s apple pie’s.

both made of HOT LAVA :fire: